:41:03
# You were a man of grace and polish #
:41:06
# Who never spoke above a hush #
:41:09
# Now all at once you're using language #
:41:11
# That would make a sailor blush #
:41:14
# Let a woman in your life #
:41:16
# And you're plunging in a knife! #
:41:20
# Let the others of my sex #
:41:22
# Tie the knot around their necks #
:41:25
# I'd prefer a new edition
Of the Spanish Inquisition #
:41:28
# Than to ever let a woman in my life #
:41:34
# I'm a quiet-living man #
:41:37
# Who prefers to spend the evenings #
:41:39
# In the silence of his room #
:41:41
# Who likes an atmosphere as restful #
:41:43
# As an undiscovered tomb #
:41:45
# A pensive man am I
Of philosophic joys #
:41:49
# Who likes to meditate, contemplate #
:41:53
# Free from humanity's mad, inhuman noise #
:41:59
# A quiet-living man #
:42:03
# But let a woman in your life #
:42:06
# And your sabbatical is through #
:42:09
# In a line that never ends
Come an army of her friends #
:42:11
# Come to jabber and to chatter
And to tell her #
:42:13
# What the matter is with you! #
:42:16
# She'll have a booming, boisterous family #
:42:19
# Who will descend on you en masse #
:42:22
# She'll have a large, Wagnerian mother #
:42:24
# With a voice that shatters glass! #
:42:27
# Let a woman in your life #
:42:49
# I shall never let a woman... #
:42:53
# ...in my life! ##
:42:58
Get out of 'ere. Jamie, you get out, too!