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And funny.
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Not famous-international-wit funny
but really funny.
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Do you think she's an idiot?
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Do you think she doesn't know
what kind of man he is?
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Or what he needs?
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And what he needs is L-O-V-E?
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Uh-uh.
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It's too late.
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He's 43 years old.
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Or will be this October.
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He's been married twice,
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both times disastrously,
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and there have been too many years
of... too much dough,
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too much bad writing
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and too much whisky.
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He's got nothing left inside to give.
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Even if he could, which he can't.
1:35:07
But that's not true, Richard.
You can, you have. I just love it.
1:35:12
No, you don't.
1:35:14
It's lousy.
1:35:18
In any case, the problem is...
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...you're not in love with the script.
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You're in love with me.
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And why shouldn't you be?
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Suddenly, waltzing into your life
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comes this charming,
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relatively handsome stranger.
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Me.
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Smooth as silk, with
a highly practised line of chatter,
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specifically designed to knock
relatively unsophisticated chicks
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like you, Miss Simpson,
right on their ears.
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Which I'm terribly afraid I've done.