:02:00
- What took you so long?
- We found a new short cut.
:02:05
Can I have a beer, please?
:02:07
You'll also have cokes.
House rules for minors.
:02:10
- We're over 18.
- Sure you are, dear.
:02:14
How come they call this place
a tea house, dear?
:02:17
It's something that was in
and now is almost out,
:02:20
so we'll rename it
something further in or further out.
:02:24
- Clever.
- That light...
:02:27
If the fuzz comes, it'll blink
on and off, so dump the beer.
:02:31
Dump the waitress!
:02:44
Thank you very much,
and thank you, Herbie.
:02:47
Herbie and his "makes-you-wanna-
sit-this-one-out" orchestra.
:02:52
Back in your cages, fools!
Now, ladies and gentlemen,
:02:55
while our mariachis are recuperating
from their activities,
:02:58
the Tea House presents that young man
whose songs have electrified colleges
:03:03
and enraged campuses
all over the nation.
:03:07
A young man who would be playing
in San Francisco,
:03:10
if the authorities there
didn't misunderstand him.
:03:14
A young man whose charming manner
conceals the instincts of a mau-mau.
:03:21
Here he is, ladies and gentlemen,
the one and only Charlie Rogers!
:03:29
- What'll it be?
- The All-American End!
:03:32
The Witches of Wellesley!
:03:34
The Day They Hung
The Rap On Dean Semmilweiss!
:03:38
How about that?
:03:41
You girls are new here, aren't you?
:03:44
Get rid of the guys
and I'll meet you later.
:03:47
Knock it off, buddy.
:03:49
- Don't get sore.
- He's only kidding.
:03:51
- Sure, I was kidding.
- Go ahead, sing.
:03:55
A little thing
for our friends on fraternity row.