Send Me No Flowers
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:13:04
I'll see you at the club tomorrow.
Good luck with your doctor.

:13:08
Check, please!
:13:22
Ooh boy, am I pooped!
:13:26
I made 8 house calls this morning.
:13:29
Why in blazes didn't I specialize,
so I could get some sleep?

:13:34
Like those lucky allergists.
:13:37
They keep hours just like a banker,
and make the same kind of money, too.

:13:41
I know one of them, built a
$100,000 house on ragweed alone.

:13:47
When the pollen count goes up,
just like the stock market...

:13:50
Ralph, I have this pain...
- Thank goodness it's Friday.

:13:55
I'm going fishing this weekend.
A friend of mine has a cabin cruiser.

:14:00
Gastroenterologist. He'd look
at anything but gall bladders.

:14:04
He is absolutely cleaning up.
:14:07
You'll be on a boat the whole weekend?
- That's right.

:14:10
Can't you be reached in an emergency?
- Emergency?

:14:15
What emergency?
:14:17
No, 90% of my patients have
absolutely nothing wrong with them.

:14:23
And the 10% that have
something seriously wrong,

:14:28
I send them to a specialist.
:14:33
Now, what is the trouble?
- What?

:14:36
Oh, well, I have this pain...
- Can you show me

:14:40
where it is? - Right here. It hurts
like the Devil when I press it.

:14:45
Then don't press it.
Now George,

:14:49
tell me, is it a sharp pain,
is it a dull pain,

:14:53
or does it grip, like a vice?
- Yes.

:14:55
No. Pick one.

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