The Patsy
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My uncle said it.
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Then I have an aunt.
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I mean, I have a...
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And she's very absent-minded.
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And one day...
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...she had an itch and she poured
syrup down her back

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and scratched her waffle.
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Don't give me that look, Caryl.
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This is not mine, none of it. Honest.
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This kid's been reading without me.
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Are there any requests?
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Yeah! Get off!
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I appre... Thank you.
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Then I could do a number.
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My hit record.
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Would anyone like to see that?
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Oh, wonderful.
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Then I'll do that.
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I have this...
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Who told him to do that?
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I could hum a part of it.
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Since you love jokes,
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that'd be good, then.
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And since the phonograph...
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...wasn't good,
then maybe I could...

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...remember the song by heart.
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It would be better
if I remembered it by mouth.

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Well, it goes:
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Picked her up at seven
On Friday night

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Kissed her till 11
And I held on to her tight

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I lost my heart in my car
While I drove it


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