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and a lot of things.
Shouldn't I read it?

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You know, just to know
what it says...

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No, no, no, that won't
be necessary, Stanley.

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I've read it all very carefully,
and it's all in order.

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Well, then, all right.
It looks very important.

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"Lmportant", he says.
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Yeah, I thought it was important.
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Stanley.
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- Yes.
- You know, I think I can safely say

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that with the signing of this contract,
we're on our way.

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- Our little plan is working.
- Yeah, really?

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Stanley, you're gonna be
on The Ed Sullivan Show.

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Oh, from the audience?
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"From the audience".
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Isn't that cute?
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No, Stanley, you're gonna
be a star, on the stage.

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I'll take a drink to that.
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You'd take a drink when
your laundry gets back.

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Oh, funny, Chic.
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Now, now. No, no.
Hold it, hold it.

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- I think a toast is perfectly in order.
- All right, boss. All right, boss.

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- How about some champagne?
- Yeah, great!

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Well, don't just stand there.
Get it.

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Yeah, I'm gonna serve it
because I'm a star,

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so I should go get it and everything.
It's in the refrigerator. Star, huh?

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Sure, from the audience.
I'm such a star.

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Oh, this is a terrific system.
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I'm the star,
and I gotta wait on them.

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Oh, that's what they mean,
the star system.

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Instant waiter.
Do-it-yourself room service.

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Room service?
Send me up a room.

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Fine star. I gotta go serve...
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That's champagne, yes.
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Opener.
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Need an opener for...
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No champagne opener.
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Maybe they have an opener.
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Just enough glasses.
Beautiful glasses.

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I have all of that, but...
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- Oh, well, look who's here...
- But I couldn't...

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I'm sorry, I couldn't find an opener.
I looked all over.

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Stanley, you don't use a bottle
opener with champagne.

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- Open it.
- He said to open it...

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Oh, yeah.
Well, I don't know, because...


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