What a Way to Go!
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- What's happened?
- The next time you walk down Main Street...

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there won't be any Crawley's there.
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It's gonna say "Hopper's."
Louisa, I did it!

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I wiped him out!
He's through in this town!

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I guess that's
what you wanted, isn't it?

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Oh, I got what I wanted. And I got money,
wealth, success, position.

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And next year, this town
is gonna be called Hopperville.

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And how'd I get all these things?
Through work.

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Just good hard work.
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Which all goes to prove...
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that a little hard work
never killed anybody.

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"And outside of the bequest...
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"of one roll of chicken wire
to Leonard Crawley...

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"I bequeath my entire fortune
and worldly goods...

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to my wife,
Louisa May Foster Hopper."

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Edgar had left me
approximately $2 million...

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in cash and securities.
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And as Thoreau probably never said,
that's a lot oflettuce.

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But, uh, my dear...
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you... you mustn't think that this,
in any way, makes you a witch.

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Oh, of course,
it is tragic that Edgar died...

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but one swallow
doesn't make a summer.

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Your, uh, behavior sounds exemplary
to say the least, the very least.

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Oh, why did Edgar change that way?
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Oh, normal.
Quite normal.

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You see, he was the, uh...
the weakest of the tribe...

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who had somehow won the prize... you...
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without really having had
to fight for you.

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Uh, latent feelings of inadequacy
lay dormant...

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until he was triggered by
Leonard parading before you in
his rich, many-colored feathers.

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Edgar, naturally,
felt impelled to get even more feathers...

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and driven by this ego drive,
he smothered in his own, uh, feathers.

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It happens every day, you know.
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Tell me, um,
what happened to the other feather...

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or, uh, fellow, this, uh, Leonard?
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I never heard from him again.

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