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Ah, yes, Miss Benson.
I know. I know.
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But it's "Willsville Time in Dixie,"
and we've gotta face the facts...
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deathwise, that is.
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So I'm gonna give it to you short and sweet.
You get all the moo. All of it.
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But there's one catch.
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"And so I order to be built
the Pinky Benson Memorial Museum,
dedicated to my fans...
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"and within it will be preserved
all my dancing shoes dipped in bronze...
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"and a giant gold replica of my larynx.
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"A permanent, pink light
will burn before my statue...
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"and in the 15,000-seat auditorium,
my pictures will run 24 hours a day.
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Everything else I bequeath to my wife,
Louisa May Benson."
1:38:51
Pinky was right.
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He did belong to his fans...
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forever.
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He was such a sweet man
when I met him.
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- And then came...
- Well, that's all.
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Why? Isn't that enough?
1:39:07
Oh, I was left
with another $30 million...
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and I flew right here to Washington
and that brings us up to date.
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And I'm gonna give that money away.
The government's not gonna stop me either,
and neither are you.
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Please answer my question,
Dr. Steffanson.
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Am I a witch, or am I not?
1:39:28
Well, you haven't said anything
for the last two husbands.
1:39:35
- Well, you're not even listening to me.
- Uh, who? Uh, what?
1:39:39
- Well, you're an analyst!
- Huh?
1:39:41
- Analyze!
- Oh, that. Yes.
1:39:44
Uh, now, let me see.
Um, you... you got married...
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to four men for love,
mm-hmm?
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All of them were doomed
to success and extinction.
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There was Hopper, Flint,
Anderson and... and Benson.
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And one man... one man you hated.
That was Leonard Crawley.
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Well, that's a very strong emotion, hate.