How to Murder Your Wife
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Stan.
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I wanna remind you, lad,
that you are now 37 years old.

:15:07
And, quite frankly, it's time that you settle down.
:15:10
Edna and I were discussing you last night,
and Edna feels...

:15:13
...frankly, I agree with her,
that there's something almost immoral...

:15:17
...about a man of your age who isn't married.
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Doesn't go to an office,
sits around drawing an infantile comic strip...

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...that appeals only to morons.
:15:27
Stanley, are you listening?
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I happen to mention to the kids...
:15:35
...that I was gonna be meeting with you
this afternoon.

:15:38
We kinda have...
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...a little family argument
that we want you to settle. The point is that...

:15:46
...Hal and Tommy both think that the microfilm...
:15:50
...is hidden in the diamond in the girl's navel.
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I told them that they were crazy.
:15:57
In fact, I went a little bit out on a limb.
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I told them that I was your lawyer
and I knew damn well...

:16:02
...that the microfilm wasn't hidden
in the diamond in the girl's navel.

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By the way, they were really quite impressed.
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I must say, I made quite a little character there,
being your lawyer.

:16:16
You know, knowing how the strip
was coming out and all.

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For a moment there, they were actually...
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...kinda proud of their old man.
:16:33
The girl doesn't have the microfilm
in the diamond in her navel, does she?

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Honest to God.
:16:44
You ought to pull yourself together!
You've lost all touch with reality!

:16:48
You know what you really should do...
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...and we were discussing this the other night...
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...what you should really do is settle down.
:16:56
Find some nice girl and get married!

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