How to Murder Your Wife
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The crime that you have just seen
Harold Lampson commit in his imagination...

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...I have been accused of committing in reality.
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Too long has the American man...
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...allowed himself to be bullied...
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...coddled and mothered and tyrannized...
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...and made to feel like a feeble-minded idiot...
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...by the female of the species!
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Do you realize the power
that you have in your hand here today?

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lf one man, just one man...
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...can stick his wife in the goop
from the gloppitta-gloppitta machine...

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...and get away with it, boy, we got it made!
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We have got it made, all of us!
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Gentlemen, I did it.
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I killed her.
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I murdered my wife!
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Every single charge the district attorney
has leveled against me is true.

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indeed, I did slip her a mickey.
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I cold-bloodedly then fed her
into a tomb of goop...

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...from the gloppitta-gloppitta machine.
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I ask you to acquit me!
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Acquit me on the grounds of justifiable homicide!
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And not for my sake.
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For yours.
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If we do let him off,
it'll scare the hell out of old Shirley.

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I could go around the world on a tramp steamer.
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I could buy a motorcycle.
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Gentlemen of the jury,
have you reached a verdict?

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Not guilty!

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