:50:00
You're not thinking
what l think you're thinking, are you?
:50:03
You got it.
:50:06
-Only we're not going to eat it.
-Eat it?
:50:08
-Eat what? What's he talking about?
-Rat meat.
:50:11
You're out of your mind.
Who would buy rat meat?
:50:15
Let me finish. Of course nobody
will buy it if they know it's rat.
:50:20
But suppose they don't.
Suppose we say it's rabbit.
:50:24
There are no rabbits in Malaya.
:50:27
We'll think of something else.
What are you all knocking it for?
:50:30
Do you think we can
get away with squirrel?
:50:33
That's it, squirrel. Good.
:50:35
Still not a lip-smacker, is it?
:50:38
Wait a sec. Wait a sec.
l know.
:50:41
-l know. Deer.
-Deer?
:50:44
What kind of game
you got back home?
:50:46
No, not the usual kind of deer.
:50:48
l mean rusa tikas.
They're about....
:50:51
Well, they're tiny.
They're about 8 inches high.
:50:54
The natives consider them
to be a great delicacy.
:50:57
Rusa tikas translated
means ''mouse deer.''
:51:02
That's it, then.
We're in the rusa tikas business.
:51:08
Now, first we got to find out
whether it's male or female.
:51:11
Then we get the opposite one, and
we're on our way to our first million.
:51:16
Now, how we gonna sex it?
:51:17
Hey. l read in Reader's Digest
that the Japs are big sexers.
:51:21
-That's with eggs, dummy.
-Leave it to me. l'll tell you.
:51:25
Okay. You got the job.
Now we got two things to do.
:51:29
Liberate another rat, and then
we gotta find out about their habits.
:51:34
-Well, Vexley's your man for that.
-Vexley? Who's Vexley?
:51:40
Join my class?
:51:44
-You really want to join my class?
-lf it wouldn't be too much trouble.
:51:48
No. Delighted, old chap.
:51:51
Delighted.
:51:53
-Squadron Leader Vexley.
-Pleased to meet you.
:51:56
Hello, Peter.
:51:58
All right, then.
:51:59
Comfortable?