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When I was 4, I persuaded
my little brother to drink lye water.
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- Lye water?
- Yeah, I told him it was milk.
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So he went to screaming about the
house. His mouth was scrubbed out.
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I was beaten black-and-blue.
I meant him no harm.
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I was only curious to know
whether it would kill him.
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And what about your childhood?
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Did nothing gay
ever happen to you at all?
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No.
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I was the perfect dupe.
:37:38
I believed anything
anybody ever told me.
:37:41
I was full of the highest hopes
and the most unbelievable innocence.
:37:46
It's true, at the age of 12, I did have
an experience with the housekeeper...
:37:51
...that left an indelible impression
on me...
:37:54
...shocked my mother no end
and cost the poor girl her job.
:37:57
Well, there is hope for you after all.
:38:02
The toreros are having
a fiesta tonight.
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- I know.
- Are you coming?
:38:08
I wasn't planning to.
:38:09
I thought we might have a dance
if you did.
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Of course, you probably don't dance.
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- Exactly how dull do you think I am?
- You are dull.
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You're dull...
:38:24
...stolid...
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...unimaginative...
:38:27
...helpless...
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...and charming.
:38:33
Yes, charming.
:38:39
You're blushing.
:38:42
That's the most charming thing
I've ever seen in my whole life.
:38:46
I've never seen a man blush before.
:38:50
I'm not blushing.
I must have a temperature.
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Anyway, I'll wear my only dress...