That Darn Cat!
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:31:04
Mr. Kelso, I have something to report
on one of your cases.

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It's a family cat.
He's called DC.

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That means "Darn Cat."
Daddy named him,

:31:12
he called him something worse,
Mother won't let us use that.

:31:15
Excuse me.
First, what is your name?

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Patricia Randall,
808 Pendelton Avenue.

:31:23
Uh-huh, and what is
this information you have, Miss Randall?

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It's DC, our cat.
:31:28
He likes to prowl around at night,
as cats do. Nothing wrong with that.

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And he likes people, as a general rule,
if they're nice and give him food.

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He goes back.
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I think he has a regular route
to pick out food,

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sort of like a milkman in reverse.
:31:41
- And this relates to one of our cases?
- Yes. Yes, it does.

:31:45
Last night
DC was out roaming around,

:31:47
and stole a duck from Mr. Benson
down the street.

:31:50
Ah, Miss, um, Randall...
:31:52
I'm afraid that
that's a police matter.

:31:55
You see, our jurisdiction is limited
to certain fields of investigation.

:31:59
At the present time,
duck stealing is not one of them.

:32:01
How about bank robbery
and kidnapping?

:32:09
Maybe I'd better hear
the rest of your story.

:32:12
Thank you.
:32:14
Well, last night DC came home
wearing a wristwatch.

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- Wearing a wristwatch?
- Yes.

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- Instead of his collar.
- Oh.

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And I couldn't help thinking what
I would do if I were poor Miss Miller,

:32:30
held prisoner by two hoodlums,
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- and a stray cat came wandering in.
- Mm-hm.

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Don't you see? I'd try to put
something of mine on the cat as a clue.

:32:41
Like a wristwatch, maybe even
try to scratch something on it.

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Do you have this wristwatch?
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Mr. Kelso, I knew you'd understand.
That's why I selected you personally.

:32:51
Here.
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You see, of course, on the back,
:32:56
where she started to scratch
the word "help,"

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- and was interrupted.
- Uh-huh.


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