The Hill
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:14:00
I can do without it, Sir but I
think you've got other plans for me.

:14:07
King!
- Sir!

:14:08
Would you like to drill with these men?
- Anything you order, I can do, Sir.

:14:13
Pity that I won't see it.
:14:14
You can't drill with them, you're black.
:14:17
I already know that, Sir.
- I only take notice of one thing, the book.

:14:20
King's Rules & Regulations laid down
in black and white that Hottentots,

:14:23
Basuto's, Voodoo boys and sons of
witch doctors do their square bashing

:14:26
separate and away from white men!
:14:27
I am a British subject from the West Indies.
- You're black.

:14:30
That makes me happy when
I see some white men, Sir.

:14:32
Don't answer back you
different-coloured bastard.

:14:35
Man, I spit.
:14:37
- Staff.
- Sir!

:14:38
Over here, see if the MO's
ready to inspect these men.

:14:41
Sir!
:14:47
So you're a British subject, eh?
- Yes.

:14:51
- Yes, what?
- Yes, Sir!

:14:55
Then you have equal privileges.
:14:57
You can drill with these men,
:15:00
and you can dance over that hill with them.
:15:03
Be my pleasure, Sir.
:15:13
6 prisoners present and correct, Sir!
:15:17
14 prisoners present and correct, Sir!
:15:20
16 prisoners present and correct, Sir!
:15:24
16 prisoners present and correct, Sir!
:15:26
18 prisoners all present and correct, Sir!
:15:34
5 new prisoners all present and correct, Sir!
:15:41
18 prisoners all present and correct, Sir!
:15:45
Now, if any of you are
excused boots, pack drill, breathing,

:15:48
have six toes, two heads or
a dose of the clap; are pidgeon-chested,

:15:52
wall-eyed, or still have to
be breast fed, speak up now.

:15:57
That's my set-piece and it always gets a laugh.

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