Alfie
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:03:01
Make a married woman laugh
and you´re halfway there with her.

:03:05
It don´t work with the single bird.
It´d start you off on the wrong foot.

:03:10
You get one of them laughing,
you won´t get nothing else.

:03:15
Just listen to it. It was dead glum
when I met it tonight.

:03:18
I listened to its problems,
then I got it laughing.

:03:21
It´II go home happy.
:03:39
Where´d you tell
your husband you were?

:03:42
- Pictures with Olive.
- What pictures?

:03:44
Just the pictures.
:03:46
Never be vague. It plants suspicion.
:03:48
No wonder there´s all this
broken marriage and divorce.

:03:51
It would never occur to him that
another man would wanna take me out.

:03:55
No, I see what you mean.
:03:57
Suck this sweet
so he don´t smell the gin.

:04:00
- I don´t care if he does.
- Be human. Why should we hurt him?

:04:04
- He´s done us no harm.
- You want everybody happy.

:04:07
I don´t believe in making anybody
unhappy if I don´t have to.

:04:10
Or in making an enemy.
:04:12
You could be crossing the Sahara,
and he´d be the bloke you met.

:04:16
What about next week?
Same time, same place?

:04:19
- Maybe.
- L´II go and get my ticket.

:04:25
She don´t know
we won´t be seeing much more of her.

:04:29
She´s on her way out.
:04:31
When a married woman gets too hot on,
it´s time to cool off.

:04:36
Next thing she´II want
is to introduce me to the husband.

:04:39
I can see it coming.
:04:41
- L´II say good night to you, girl.
- The firm´s dance is on Saturday.

:04:46
- L´II treat you.
- Won´t your old man be there?

:04:50
Yeah, l´d like you to meet. Night.
:04:54
Don´t forget your napkin.
:04:55
l´m like the Boy Scouts,
always prepared.


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