:05:01
Once l´ve met the husband,
it don´t half put me off the wife.
:05:04
He could be dying, but if I ain´t
met him, I won´t think about him.
:05:08
It´s once you meet. Like as not,
he´II turn out to be a good sport.
:05:12
His sort usually are.
:05:14
As l´m having it off with her,
:05:16
I keep thinking about him
hanging up his shirts,
:05:19
Or arguing in the pub
about football or cricket,
:05:22
You get a lot of his sort,
Chelsea supporters,
:05:25
Hello.
:05:28
- Had a nice time, dear?
- Not bad at all.
:05:31
Good film?
:05:33
There was a queue, so we didn´t wait.
We went to a restaurant.
:05:36
Did you enjoy yourself?
That´s the main thing.
:05:39
Well, I did my best. What about you?
:05:42
I went through that garden catalogue
that came. Very interesting.
:05:48
You should go out more. You come back
so cheerful-made over again.
:05:55
Now l´m off to visit a little bird
called Gilda.
:05:57
While she ain´t exactly stupid,
she is a bit on the simple side.
:06:01
She´d never make a number one.
:06:03
You couldn´t take her out
and show her off.
:06:05
She ain´t an exciting dresser,
but she´s a cracking little stand-by.
:06:09
And for another thing,
she ain´t a liberty taker.
:06:13
Most birds go mad to get hold of a
bloke and then go about changing him.
:06:18
I told Gilda from the start
that I ain´t the marrying sort,
:06:21
Do you know what? She don´t mind,
She´s a stand-by and she knows it,
:06:25
Any bird that knows its place
in this world can be quite content,
:06:31
Alfie?! Did you forget your key?
:06:38
Humphrey, it´s you.
:06:40
Yeah. L´m sorry for coming round
so late, but I was just passing by.
:06:45
Yes, I see.
:06:47
l´d just finished work
and I was feeling a bit Ionely,
:06:50
so I thought l´d pop in.
:06:52
Yes, I see.
:06:59
Have I come at an awkward time?