:18:01
I thought Malcolm Alfred.
:18:03
Malcolm bleeding Alfred?
:18:06
He´II never forgive you
if you give him a name like that!
:18:09
Here, he´s moving.
Quick, you better take him.
:18:17
The mistake I made with Gilda
was getting involved,
:18:22
I was having a beautiful
little life and I couldn´t see it,
:18:25
There was this manageress
of a dry-cleaner´s,
:18:47
And I was getting
a suit cleaned in the bargain,
:18:51
Well, you can´t turn
something like that down.
:18:57
Then, there was a chiropodist
from a foot-comfort service
:18:59
I was having it off with,
She cut my corns handsome,
:19:03
I never had my feet
in such lovely condition,
:19:06
I was hopping about
like a little fairy,
:19:10
She´s got a little ginger moustache,
:19:12
but I find l´m quite willing to
overlook the odd blemish in a woman,
:19:16
provided she´s got something else
to make up for it.
:19:22
Well, that´s why we´re here-to
help one another out in this life.
:19:29
Then there was Dora,
a little bird from Pimlico
:19:31
I had it off with
Mondays and Wednesdays
:19:34
when her young man
was at his body-building classes,
:19:41
And, on top of them,
:19:42
there was always the odd bird
that came my way by chance,
:19:50
What a lovely baby.
:19:52
- Is it yours?
- No, no, it´s my sister´s.
:19:57
So why I had to get involved
with Gilda, I do not know,