:33:15
Tilt forward, please. Thank you.
:33:22
You´ve done this before, haven´t you?
:33:24
Thank you. Have you been worrying
about anything lately, Mr Elkins?
:33:28
Who, me?
No, l´m not the worrying sort.
:33:32
You know what? Gilda´s only decided
to marry this Humphrey geezer.
:33:37
- Do you find you get tired easily?
- No, l´m always full of energy.
:33:42
I got a letter from her, see?
:33:44
´´I don´t love him, ´´ she says,
´´but I do respect him. ´´
:33:47
I don´t want no bird´s respect.
I wouldn´t know what to do with it.
:33:51
- Step on the scales, please.
- I haven´t got much time.
:33:56
She´s told me time and again
she loves me.
:33:58
Loves me for myself,
whatever that means.
:34:01
- Have you lost any weight?
- No, I always weigh 12 stone six.
:34:04
Have done for years.
But l´ve never told her I love her.
:34:08
Except when you´ve gotta
say something for appearances´ sake.
:34:12
- 11 stone nine pounds.
- Get out of it!
:34:16
You sure these scales are right?
This suit don´t weigh nothing.
:34:19
Nine ounces, lightweight.
It´s the new Terylene and mohair.
:34:24
You don´t feel as though
you´ve got nothing on at all.
:34:28
The one thing I never do
with a woman, I never...
:34:30
Would you take your shirt off,
please?
:34:35
Would you take your shirt off,
please?
:34:38
I never crawl to one. They either
take me as I am or not at all.
:34:44
Do you perspire?
I mean, do you sweat much?
:34:47
Sweat? No.
:34:49
Tell a lie, I did sweat
last Sunday at the Locarno.
:34:53
But I was dancing,
and l´d had a few beers.
:34:56
I use a deodorant under my armpits.
:34:59
Just rub it on. Quite good, they are.