Alfie

1:14:15

- Hello, lads.
- Hello, Alfie.

1:14:17

- What you having?
- Brown ale.

1:14:36

Have you got the car outside?

1:14:38

I don´t think l´II go up the club.

1:14:40

l´ve got this northern bird, Annie,
staying at my gaff. Can´t half cook.

1:14:44

- Cook?!
- What´s cooking got to do with it?

1:14:47

She don´t like it if he don´t
come home for his meals. Eh, Alfie?

1:14:49

No. She does some handsome nosh-ups.
Steak and kidney pie, hotpot.

1:14:55

I love her cooking, I do.

1:14:56

I thought you was looking
a bit blown out. Eh, Vi?

1:15:00

- What do you mean, blown out?
- It´s just the appearance, Alfie.

1:15:04

- What appearance?
- Well, you look all puffed up.

1:15:08

Blown out.

1:15:09

Sort of... poncified.

1:15:12

Poncified? L´ve never felt fitter
in all my life.

1:15:16

He wasn´t saying you wasn´t fit.

1:15:18

No. You just look different,
that´s all. Don´t he, Vi?

1:15:22

What´s bleeding different?

1:15:24

That bird Annie´s putting the block
on you, mate, and you can´t see it.

1:15:28

- What do you say, Perce?
- Looks that way.

1:15:31

She´s only looking after me.

1:15:33

In 12 months,
you won´t recognise yourself.

1:15:35

You´II be stuffed to the ears
with hotpot.

1:15:59

- How you going, mate?
- I thought it was you.