:39:00
What did they put in that lasagna?
:39:02
Lasagna? At your age,
it's hard to digest Cornflakes.
:39:05
Operator!
:39:06
What do you mean at my age?
:39:09
Just take a look at this.
:39:11
l've still got the pupils of a young boy.
:39:12
Tell it to me,
but don't try telling it to the camera.
:39:15
l want to talk to America.
:39:17
The United States of America!
:39:20
Look at those teeth, Harry.
:39:23
Just look at them.
:39:26
How many people in the world over 40
can still say they have their own teeth?
:39:30
How many people in the world over 50
can still say they're only 40?
:39:34
l want to talk to Hollywood, California.
Hollywood!
:39:38
l am speaking English.
:39:40
Look at this.
:39:42
Look at this. Solid as a rock.
:39:45
Give me a hit in the stomach.
:39:47
l'll hit you later. l'm making a call.
:39:49
That's right.
Sam Duffelman of Duffelman Studios.
:39:52
Just one shot in the stomach.
:39:54
Excuse me, operator.
l have to hit someone.
:40:02
-You satisfied?
-Satisfied.
:40:04
-Now give me an answer for Sam.
-Later.
:40:07
l've got to take a shower.
:40:10
Hello. Beverly Hills 4-2222.
:40:12
No, 2222.
:40:16
They're getting him.
You have to give me an answer!
:40:27
-What are you doing?
-Looking for my vitamins.
:40:29
-Did you see them?
-Why not put your glasses on?
:40:32
Why don't you send for a wheelchair and
have me rolled into the old actors' home?
:40:37
l don't care what it says in Who's Who,
l still feel 35 years old.
:40:40
You can tell Sam Duffelman for me...
:40:42
...if he wants me to play
a 64-year-old sheriff in his next picture...
:40:45
...he'll have to wait another 20 years.
:40:48
Who's going to believe you're 64?
:40:50
63-year-old ladies.
:40:53
Remember that trench coat there
is your bread and butter.
:40:56
-Without it you have 10 percent of nothing.
-You don't have to be 64, you can be 60.