:05:00
King Ibn Saud:
:05:02
"There are 50 million Arabs.
:05:03
"What does it matter
if we lose 10 million to kill all the Jews?
:05:06
"The price is worth it. "
:05:08
The Grand Mufti of Jerusalem:
:05:10
"I declare a holy war.
Murder them. Murder them all. "
:05:14
We are going to fight.
:05:16
There's no other place for us to go.
:05:18
We won't fight to the last man.
We're prepared to fight to the last child.
:05:23
Our children don't believe in Santa Claus,
not anymore.
:05:27
We need, immediately,
an experienced military adviser.
:05:33
We've come to you because,
frankly, no one else wants the job.
:05:41
At least you're an honest man
but I've just done a war and a half.
:05:44
I promised the next war to my wife.
:05:46
I think if I leave home once more,
I'll find my pajamas on the front porch.
:05:52
Would you give up everything you love
to fight an insane war...
:05:55
...for a country that'll get
its brains blown out in a few weeks?
:05:59
If it were my country.
:06:01
Maybe it's yours, but it isn't mine.
:06:05
But you're a Jew.
:06:08
I'm an American, Major.
That's my religion.
:06:11
The last time I was in temple,
I was 13 years old.
:06:14
I made a speech and got 42 fountain pens.
I don't have to go again.
:06:17
I've got enough fountain pens.
Come on. We're a little late.
:06:21
Here you are.
:06:22
Colonel, I'm asking you, as an American.
:06:25
What do you say in your schools
when you salute your flag?
:06:27
"Liberty and justice for all"?
Is it only for all of you?
:06:30
Don't give me history lessons!
:06:34
Six million of our people
have recently been murdered.
:06:38
Would you like us to try for seven?
:06:51
Hi!
:06:54
My name's Emma. What's yours?
:06:56
Santa Claus.
:06:59
- Why are you still up?
- I worry better when I'm awake.