:15:02
ACCOUNT FOR THE ELIMINATION
OF THE TOTAL...
:15:04
OF 2,750 POUNDS
OF CONVENTIONAL EDITIONS.
:15:08
EIGHT HUNDRED AND THIRTY-SIX
POUNDS OF FIRST EDITIONS...
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AND 17 POUNDS OF MANUSCRIPTS
WERE ALSO DESTROYED.
:15:14
TWENTY-THREE ANTISOCIAL
ELEMENTS WERE DETAINED,
PENDING RE-EDUCATION.
:15:19
DID YOU SEE THAT ?
COUSIN CLAUDETTE'S
GOT A BOUFFANT TONIGHT.
:15:21
WHO ?
COUSIN CLAUDETTE.
:15:23
WHO IS COUSIN CLAUDETTE ?
THE COUSIN ANNOUNCER.
THE ONE YOU DON'T LIKE.
:15:27
I DON'T LIKE
ANY OF THEM.
:15:29
WHY DON'T YOU GET
THE KITCHEN FIXED ?
YOU ARE AWFUL.
:15:32
???? [ TV Chiming ]
OH, HURRY, HURRY !
I'LL BE ON IN A MINUTE !
:15:37
QUICKLY !
QUICKLY !
:15:42
???? [ TV Theme
]
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
HOW CAN YOU BE IN A PLAY ?
:15:46
THEY'VE WRITTEN A PLAY
WITH ONE PART MISSING.
THAT'S ME.
:15:50
WHEN THE PEOPLE LOOK AT ME,
THEN I HAVE TO SPEAK.
:15:52
THEY ASK ME A QUESTION,
AND I HAVE TO SAY WHAT I THINK.
:15:57
THE PLAY, IT'S BEGINNING.
AND NOW,
FOR COUSINS EVERYWHERE,
:16:01
OUR FAMILY THEATER.
:16:05
"COME PLAY WITH US."
[ Flicking Lighter ]
:16:08
NATURALLY, IN WHAT
YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE...
:16:11
ANY SIMILARITY WITH THE TRUTH
OR WITH REAL LIFE WILL BE
PURELY COINCIDENTAL.
:16:15
DO BEAR THAT IN MIND.
:16:17
SO, WILLYOU
COME PLAY WITH US ?
:16:20
YOU WILL ? GOOD !
I THOUGHT YOU WOULD.
:16:25
COME IN, COUSINS.
BE ONE OF THE FAMILY.
???? [ Musical Segue ]
:16:28
CHARLES, DO YOU REALIZE
WHAT A DILEMMA THIS IS ?
:16:31
IT'S TERRIBLY DIFFICULT.
I DON'T SEE ANY WAY OUT OF IT.
:16:34
COME, COME, BERNARD.
OF COURSE THERE'S
A WAY OUT.
:16:36
THERE ARE 13 OF US
SO FAR, RIGHT ?
:16:38
YOU WANT
TO INVITE EDWARD,
WHICH MAKES 14.
:16:40
BUT IF SOMEBODY'S ILL,
THEN WE SHOULD BE BACK
TO 13 AGAIN.
:16:43
PRECISELY. THEN WE MUST
INVITE MORE PEOPLE.
THAT'S AN IDEA.
:16:47
WHAT ABOUT
LOTTIE AND JAMES ?
THAT'LL MAKE 16.
:16:49
THEN IF SOMEBODY'S ILL,
AT LEAST WE WON'T BE 13.
:16:52
BUT THEN THERE'S
THE PROBLEM OF THE ROOMS.
:16:54
LOTTIE HAS TWO LITTLE BOYS:
FREDDIE AND LITTLE JOHN.
:16:59
I DON'T SEE ANY PROBLEM
THERE AT ALL.