Island of Terror

I may not get to places
as fast as a Maserati.

- But you do get there eventually.
- Eventually.

- When?
- I'll let you know.

Don't take too long. You might
run out of petrol on the last lap.

- A pitstop or the checkered flag?
- I don't know.

But in the meantime, my dressing gown
is in the bathroom.

Brian, what do you want
at this time?

Good evening, David. I hope
we're interrupting something.

- May I present Dr. Reginald Landers.
- How do you do?

He's brought you
an interesting problem.

Yes. I've already got
an interesting problem for tonight.

- Good evening.
- Good evening.

We are interrupting.
Miss Toni Merrill, may I introduce
Dr. Stanley and Dr. Landers.

- How do you do?
- How do you do?

Excuse my dress.
David is better with a scalpel
that he is opening a bottle of wine.

Reginald practices on some
little island off the Irish coast.

He's found a body
without any trace of bone.

No bones? Yes, of course,
this is quite a common...

- I'm serious, doctor.
- I'm sorry, doctor.

I wasn't implying any lack of ability,
but it's difficult to accept.

- I can show you the body.
- He did a complete autopsy.

- No bones?
- No bones.

- Any contusions or lacerations?
- Not a trace.

That's why we're tossing it
into your lap.

I hate to disappoint you, but I've
never heard of anything like this.

What was the medical history?
Practically no medical history.
He was a strong, healthy farmer.

- Interesting problem, eh?
- Very. I'd like to see the body.

I was going to have a look
at it myself. Like to come?

- Yes.
- Good.

I'm sure they'll call it
"West's Disease".

This sudden humility
astounds me!

They've named so many after me,
it'll cause confusion.