Paradise, Hawaiian Style
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:05:00
I set some lobster nets on the reef.
How about a lobster luau?

:05:05
I'd like to, but I've got to find a job.
:05:07
Tomorrow. Tonight, you stay with us.
Find a job in the morning.

:05:11
Five kids?
You've got yourself a babysitter.

:05:15
Finish it up, Earl.
:05:29
- Is this a picnic?
- It's a welcome home party for Rick.

:05:33
- I've the biggest watermelon.
- No, I do.

:05:36
No fighting.
Now, be careful, that's heavy.

:05:39
There you go. Papaya and liquid oxygen.
:05:42
- What time do I blast off?
- You'll know nothing till you're in orbit.

:05:46
It's the re-entry that's rough.
Are you two reminiscing?

:05:50
We were talking about
Rick's little adventure with...

:05:52
I think the kids would like to hear
about my skin diving off Malibu.

:05:57
- Sit down.
- I was down 50 feet and got lost.

:06:01
A beautiful mermaid came
and offered me a can of tuna.

:06:05
What happened then?
:06:08
Well, I ate the tuna, see?
:06:11
I held my breath and swam
all the way here. That's why I'm so tired.

:06:15
You came in Daddy's car. We saw you.
:06:18
The truth is, I flew from
San Francisco and my wings are tired.

:06:24
But only angels have wings
and you're no angel. Daddy said so.

:06:29
Big mouth! Take the kids
and help your mother.

:06:33
OK, I'll go. But don't believe
any of his stories, Mommy.

:06:36
- She's very bright.
- They all are.

:06:39
- It's tough to keep up.
- And to keep track.

:06:42
- You'll find out one day.
- Him married? No chance.

:06:46
Marriage and children
are for squares like us.

:06:49
I'm glad you're back.
It's dull without you.

:06:52
No planes taxied
into offices on New Year's Eve.

:06:56
No girls looking for you in the night.
No irate fathers writing to newspapers.


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