The Ghost and Mr. Chicken
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1:03:01
He got three blue stars
in deportment...

1:03:03
and three gold stars
in penmanship.

1:03:05
How else would
you describe him?

1:03:07
He was painfully thin
and very keyed up.

1:03:09
Would you elaborate on that
phrase, "keyed up"?

1:03:13
Well, let's see.
1:03:16
Well, for one thing, he never ate
the crusts on his sandwiches at lunch.

1:03:19
I object. I move that that statement
be stricken from the record.

1:03:23
A lot of people trim
the crust on their bread.

1:03:26
Young man,
he didn't trim them.

1:03:28
He ate the inside out
and left the crust.

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Overruled.
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And more specifically,
Miss Tremaine,

1:03:38
how else did he behave,
being keyed up, I mean?

1:03:41
His shoes
fell off a lot.

1:03:43
But I suppose that could be because
he was so thin and ran so much.

1:03:47
- Was he a talkative boy?
- Well, when he had a good story to tell.

1:03:51
And Luther made up
some beauties.

1:03:54
What kind of stories, Miss
Tremaine? Oh, wild things.

1:03:57
Can you recall any
of them specifically?

1:04:00
Well, I remember
he told all the boys...

1:04:02
that he found a real skeleton
in MacQueen's barn.

1:04:05
Of a squirrel! A squirrel!
I never said a person skeleton!

1:04:10
Now you just quiet down, Luther, or
I'm gonna have to cite you for contempt.

1:04:14
They were my brother's shoes. That's
why they fell off. Atta boy, Luther.!

1:04:22
Quiet down now, folks.
1:04:24
Do you recall any other of Mr. Heggs'
imaginative ramblings, Miss Tremaine?

1:04:29
Oh, lots of things.
He told MaryJane Panucci...

1:04:32
that the filling
in his eyetooth...

1:04:34
was a shortwave radio...
1:04:36
and he used to get messages
from Admiral Byrd.

1:04:44
I only wanted her to like me.
Go on, Miss Tremaine.

1:04:47
Well,
I remember...

1:04:49
I once asked my students to
write a theme called, "My father."

1:04:52
And Luther wrote that his father
was really the Prince of Wales,

1:04:56
but that there was
a mix-up at the hospital.


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