:09:02
- Boy, she's a fink!
- President of the club.
:09:04
The way she talked to us
you'd think we were criminals.
:09:11
The only difference between this place
and a girls' reformatory...
:09:14
is the tuition.
:09:15
And we got enrolled instead of committed.
:09:19
Dig that crazy accordion.
:09:24
Come on.
:09:27
- Hi, Marvel-Ann.
- Drop dead.
:09:33
- Who's that?
- Marvel-Ann.
:09:35
My Uncle George is her father.
:09:37
He's been sending her to the nuns
since she was six.
:09:40
I told her she was illegitimate,
so she hates me.
:09:44
Is she?
:09:45
Lord, no. Uncle George
is very careful about that kind of thing.
:09:51
I'm dying for a smoke.
:10:08
- Here you are.
- Thanks.
:10:13
How did you happen
to get sent to St. Francis?
:10:16
Well, age and money
were on my parents' side. How about you?
:10:20
Uncle George said he'd lay odds
the nuns could straighten me out.
:10:23
And what did you say?
:10:24
- And I asked him, "What odds?"
- Good thinking.
:10:29
Boy, I hated to leave New Trends.
It was a blast.
:10:33
- What kind of school was it?
- Progressive.
:10:35
Mr. Petrie's the headmaster, and he's a doll.
:10:38
Sort of like Jack Lemmon, only younger.
:10:41
- I love Jack Lemmon.
- Naturally.
:10:46
Then why did your parents take you out?
:10:48
My father said growing sweet potato plants
and playing the silent piano...
:10:52
wasn't much preparation for life.
:10:54
- Besides, I was ghastly in spelling.
- That makes two of us.
:10:58
You know,
maybe it won't be so bad here, after all.