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I mean, you and I are certainly simpatico.
:11:04
True.
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What's the silent piano?
:11:10
It's a long piece of cardboard
with the keyboard printed on it.
:11:14
And even if you had a real piano,
you weren't supposed to play it.
:11:17
One time, my father asked me
how come I didn't play the real piano?
:11:21
So I told him I wasn't allowed to.
:11:23
And he said, "Why the hell not?
It's costing me $40 a month for the lessons."
:11:27
And so I told him:
:11:29
Mr. Petrie said that I was still crystallized...
:11:32
and that it wasn't time for me
to come out of my cocoon yet.
:11:36
Well, it's time now.
:11:40
It may come as
something of a surprise to you...
:11:43
but smoking, drinking,
and similar extracurricular activities...
:11:47
are not permitted at St. Francis.
:11:49
Get rid of those things.
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You may be seated.
:12:12
For some of you,
this will be your first meal at St. Francis.
:12:16
I hope you enjoy it.
:12:19
In the future, of course,
the sisters will not be dining with you.
:12:25
I'm sure we all share your regret.
:12:27
For the benefit of the new students...
:12:33
I will clarify the rules
under which we function...
:12:36
and introduce you to the sisters.
:12:40
Sister Ursula.
:12:43
Sister Ursula is our portress.
:12:45
It is Sister Ursula's bell
that will call you to chapel, to meals...
:12:49
and awaken you every morning at 6:00.
:12:54
- I think I'm going to kill myself.
- Catholics aren't allowed to.