A Guide for the Married Man
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:09:00
And then-
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Oh!
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No.
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Yeah. Right in front of
his wife and everything.

:09:27
- Boy, oh, boy.
- I wouldn't wanna do that to Harriet.

:09:30
And I'll tell you
a very interesting thing.

:09:32
- It helped my marriage.
- Really?

:09:34
Uh-huh. Every once in a while,
I used to resent Harriet-

:09:37
like it was her fault
I was missing out on all the others.

:09:40
Now I haven't resented her
for six and a half years.

:09:43
No kidding?
:09:56
- Right in front of his wife and everything, eh?
- Yeah.

:09:59
Boy, I'd sure hate for me to do something
like that in front of Ruth and everything.

:10:04
- Paul?
- Hmm?

:10:07
- Are you trying to tell me something?
- No, no.

:10:10
It's just that... I was thinking-
:10:13
Well, if it would keep a guy from doing
something like that in front of his wife-

:10:16
- Maybe I'm just not-
- Beer! Popcorn! Peanuts! Cold drinks!

:10:20
- Two beers, lady.
- I'll have two beers too, lady.

:10:21
- Thank you, sweetheart.
- My pleasure.

:10:23
Harriet says we'll be eating
in about an hour.

:10:27
Right smack in front of her, huh?
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And it's clear to the naked eye...
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that you're gonna take the plunge
any day now.

:10:34
- I am?
- There's no doubt about it.

:10:36
I was the same way before I began.
:10:38
- Hey, fellas.
- Come in, Harriet.

:10:40
Them as wants their hamburgers
rare or medium rare better shake a leg.

:10:43
- We'll be right out.
- Yeah.

:10:47
Believe me, kid.
You're primed, ready and willing.

:10:51
Yeah. I'm afraid maybe I am.
:10:53
- Well, what about Ruth?
- Ruth who?

:10:55
- Ruth, your wife.
- No, no, no. You don't understand.

:10:58
- That's not who I- Oh.
- That's right. Oh.


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