A Guide for the Married Man
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:13:01
He'd provoke a fight.
:13:03
- Joe?
- Yeah?

:13:06
- Hi, baby.
- Hi, honey.

:13:08
- How are the kids?
- Fine.

:13:10
- Good. What's for dinner?
- Chicken.

:13:12
Chicken? We just had that
two days ago.

:13:15
No. That was last Thursday
we had chicken.

:13:17
- Are you callin' me a liar?
- No, honey. I just-

:13:21
A man kills himself workin'
for his wife and family all day long.

:13:24
What does he get when he gets home?
Chicken and insults.

:13:27
- Honey.
- It's not bad enough we have chicken every day-

:13:30
We do not have chicken every day.
:13:32
Why don't you learn how to cook
somethin' else for a change?

:13:34
I do! Yesterday,
we had pot roast.

:13:36
- That was pot roast, huh?
- Yeah!

:13:38
Tasted more like the pot
than the roast.

:13:41
- Are you complaining about my cooking?
- Yes.

:13:44
Well, if you don't like it,
why don't you go someplace else?

:13:47
- All right! I will!
- All right! Go ahead!

:13:49
Aw, quiet!

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