A Guide for the Married Man
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:23:03
W- Wait. Wait. Stop.
Hold everything.

:23:22
Didn't you ever see a man
lose anything before? Get going.

:23:28
- Hi, sweet.
- Oh, hello, dear.

:23:31
How was the P.T.A. meeting?
:23:34
- Oh, dull. Dull, as usual.
- Yes.

:23:37
Thank you for volunteering to go alone.
:23:39
Why should both of us be bored?
:23:41
Certainly knocks you out though.
:23:44
I think I'll hit the hay.
:23:46
Well, you deserve it, dear.
Good night, dear.

:23:49
Good night, sweet.
:24:00
That's when I realized
some defensive measure had to be taken.

:24:03
I tried dozens of them
before I found Old Ironsides.

:24:06
Really? What do you think
makes it so special?

:24:09
- Here. Smell it.
- Wow.

:24:12
The most powerful aftershave lotion
on the market.

:24:14
A few drops of this, and you "outsmell"
any woman's perfume ever invented.

:24:18
- No kidding?
- Yeah.

:24:22
- Hey. There's Irma Johnson.
- Who?

:24:24
- Irma Johnson. My neighbor.
- Where?

:24:26
There.
:24:30
Come on.
:24:33
What big eyes you have, Grandma.
:24:35
Huh? Yeah. Yeah.
I have very big eyes.

:24:38
Your memory isn't bad either.
:24:39
Yeah, well, I, uh-
:24:41
- Hi.
- Hi.

:24:45
- How nice to see you.
- Really?

:24:47
It's nice to be seen.
:24:50
- Irma Johnson, my neighbor, I'd
like you to meet, uh- - Ed Stander.

:24:54
- Nice to meet you, Mrs. Johnson.
- Nice meeting you too.

:24:56
We were just on our way to lunch
when I happened to recognize you.

:24:59
From behind?

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