:51:00
Your enemy-
someone who's out to get you.
:51:02
I see. Well,
what do you do about him?
:51:04
Well, firstly, of course,
you try to keep him from knowing.
:51:07
- But sometimes you can't.
- So?
:51:11
In that case,
you try to get the same thing on him.
:51:13
But what if he doesn't, uh, indulge?
:51:17
- Misdirection.
- Misdirection?
:51:19
Yeah. Like, for instance,
these two guys I knew.
:51:23
One of them sold the other
a house full of termites.
:51:26
Boy, was the other guy
out to get even.
:51:31
Behold.
The gates of paradise.
:51:45
Move it, baby!
Move it! And-
:51:52
Oh. The termite buyer.
Think. Think.
:51:55
Irving! Good to see ya!
:51:58
- I'll bet.
- Yeah.
:52:01
Poor kid. She thinks her husband
is shacked up in there with some broad.
:52:04
- Asked me to come along as a witness.
- I'll bet.
:52:07
I figure it's the least I can do for the kid.
My secretary. Works for me.
:52:11
Been with me for years.
Is that right, Miss- uh, Mrs. Crenshaw?
:52:13
Yeah, sure, babe-
Uh, Mr., uh-
:52:17
- I'll bet.
- Yeah.
:52:19
Well, I figure it's the
least I can do for the kid.
:52:20
I'll bet.
:52:22
Yeah. I-
Irving.
:52:25
- You're just the fella.
- Huh? For what?
:52:28
Maybe you could help the kid out.
:52:30
What for?
You're doin' pretty good for her.
:52:33
Oh, for heaven sakes, Irving.
:52:35
- She's my secretary. Been with me for years.
- I'll bet.
:52:38
Yeah. So, I figure my testimony in court
might seem prejudiced.
:52:41
But coming from you, a perfect stranger,
they'd have to believe you.
:52:46
You mean you want me
to break in on 'em with you?
:52:49
Would you, Irv,
as a personal favor to me?
:52:53
- Sure.
- Gee, thanks, kid. Come on.
:52:55
Come on!
:52:59
Believe me, Irving.
I really appreciate this.