:54:01
Run for it!
:54:05
After them!
:54:06
Quick! In there!
:54:25
Man, you gotta hand it to these Arabs.
:54:28
They got the craziest camping equipment.
:54:31
NOCKER: Allah is smiling down on me
:54:34
- I think we ought to leave.
- Why?
:54:37
Well, they've hardly any clothes on.
:54:39
Thas a reason?!
:54:41
Well, I'm going. I'd rather die out there
than in here with this lot.
:54:44
What are you, some kind of a nut?
:54:47
I have to remember the family name.
:54:49
- West, sir.
- Thank you, Simpson.
:54:54
WEST: They'nre just waiting out thenre
:54:56
Let me see.
:54:58
WEST: Why don't they come and get us?
:54:59
Wait a minute!
:55:02
This is the harem tent.
:55:04
By their laws, no man may enter here.
:55:06
- Only the eunuchs.
- What are they?
:55:09
You'll never know how close you came
to finding out.
:55:12
Sergeant, do you mean that all these ladies
:55:15
- Anre the sheikh's wives?
- Whas so tenrnrible about that?
:55:17
Think, all those mothers-in-law!
:55:19
- Surely the sheikh himself is allowed in?
- No.
:55:23
Then whas the good in having them all?
:55:25
Is like playing cricket with no bails.
There's nothing to knock off.
:55:28
You don't undenrstand
:55:30
Whenever he feels like a game,
he sends for one.
:55:32
He don't travel. He just plays on his own ground.
:55:36
You mean that all the while we're in here, then,
we're safe.
:55:39
Thas right.
I'm afraid we're stuck in here. What a pity.
:55:44
And now, girls, how about
some of that Turkish delight?
:55:47
- (Women scream)
- Don't frighten them, Sergeant.
:55:50
I do apologise for the intrusion, ladies, but
I can assure you that we will do you no harm.
:55:55
Here, stop making promises I can't keep!
:55:58
Whas all that noise? I'm trying to sleep.