:03:01
With love that's true
:03:06
I'll wait for you
:03:10
Auf Wiedersehen, sweetheart
:03:28
I'll tell you nothing
but my name, rank and number.
:03:31
My number is 131313.
:03:33
Lieutenant of Musket Ernest Goodbody.
:03:37
It all started in 1939.
I suppose it did for you too.
:03:41
But then first things first.
:03:44
War is without doubt
the noblest of games.
:03:48
Finer, I think, Corporal of Musket.
:03:51
Corporal of Musket Transom,
my troop sergeant and a good all-rounder.
:03:55
Stay there. You, Juniper,
you're perfect where you are. Very square.
:04:01
Musketeer Juniper, a joy to have
on any team, one of the original BEFs.
:04:07
What they really thought of me,
I shall never know.
:04:10
- I thought he was bleeding rubbish.
- I thought he was a bleeding tart.
:04:15
Can I have you right out there
in the country, Gripweed?
:04:19
Musketeer Gripweed, without whom these
memoirs would never have been written.
:04:23
My faithful batman.
:04:26
May I rub your ball, sir?
It gives me pleasure.
:04:29
- Musketeer Drogue, I die in North Africa.
- Please.
:04:35
We're gonna hang out the washing
on the Siegfried Line
:04:49
I rallied to the flag in October 1939
:04:53
and was immediately selected
as officer potential.
:04:58
Every word of this film is written
in pencil in my own handwriting.