How I Won the War
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:13:03
No, no, decidedly not.
:13:06
I'll do anything you advise, sir.
:13:08
Well, Clapper, is your good lady wife
a willing partner to this hoggins?

:13:13
No, sir. It's this damn war.
It's got her excited.

:13:16
And him, he's suave.
:13:19
- Go on.
- Not in my silk stockings!

:13:23
Here, you've brought
your child's gas mask.

:13:27
Oh, no, not in front
of your child's gas mask.

:13:32
Well, Clapper, lapse the policy.
It's yours, isn't it?

:13:36
Good. Then lapse it. You don't need
a funeral policy in the army.

:13:40
You get the last post.
:13:46
My word.
:13:48
Then the insurance will not call
on a Monday for his hoggins.

:13:52
My life. What you've saved
is my life and my honey pot.

:13:58
Do you mind if I gives
a jump of admiration here, sir?

:14:04
Dirty bleeder. He'll have to entertain
somewhere else to obtain satisfaction.

:14:10
Hold on, I'll rescue you, Clapper.
:14:14
We didn't all die.
I often didn't feel well.

:14:17
But I put a brave face on it
and we were soon sent to Egypt,

:14:21
it seemed at the time,
where I volunteered myself. Didn't we all?

:14:26
What the bloody hell are you doing here?
:14:29
I'm here, sir, at your convenience.
:14:35
Ernest.
:14:36
I know the names of all my men, sir.
:14:39
Come over here.
Your eyes are bright.

:14:43
- My knees are brown, sir.
- Nice, I've got brown knees.

:14:47
You'd like to get away from here,
Ernest, wouldn't you? See some action.

:14:52
- My sole ambition, sir.
- I know.

:14:55
Ernest, I want you to take your troop of
musketeers and go and do this job for me.


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