How I Won the War
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:35:02
All we're getting on with now is casualties.
Report me casualties.

:35:06
Ammo, water, petrol remaining.
:35:08
One, have we got enough to get
to the oasis - which we will - is a point?

:35:13
Two days, Corporal of Musket.
:35:15
Two, dip for remaining fuel,
Corporal Dooley.

:35:18
What's this?
:35:23
That's a coward, sir.
We were bound to have one.

:35:26
You can tell by the sweat
and the mess on his uniform.

:35:29
- Not a pretty sight, is he, sir?
- He's taking all his clothes off.

:35:35
Now, stop this. That.
:35:39
Will you take my horse, sir?
:35:42
Take no large notice, sir.
He is working what is known as ticket.

:35:46
It keeps the lads amused.
:35:47
Pick those bits up, Gripweed.
:35:49
- Where's your tin hat, Juniper?
- Losing by neglect, sir.

:35:52
If I catch you without it again,
I'll ram it down your throat.

:35:56
Losing one mess tin.
:35:58
- Did you have your name on it?
- Scratched on.

:36:01
- Pull these men together.
- Scratched on?

:36:04
- Scored it.
- You disfigured government property?

:36:07
Six days Royal Warrant.
March him off, Musket Major. Two men.

:36:13
You ought to camouflage up, sir,
or get the scrim up if you're stopping.

:36:17
Us in our vest are exposed
to all manner of nastiness.

:36:21
I'm going to explode, but I won't.
:36:25
I think the roller, don't you?
:36:27
- Bayonet. Where's your bayonet?
- Must have left it sticking in the enemy.

:36:32
- Where's your spur?
- Left it in the horse.

:36:34
Two men.
:36:41
- There, on the end of my finger.
- Finger?

:36:45
- Musketeer Juniper, where's your finger?
- Left it up the Khyber Pass.

:36:49
Self-inflicted injury.
March him off, Musket Major. Wait for it!

:36:54
Two men.
:36:58
I'm going away. I'm going
to walk a few paces backwards.


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