How I Won the War
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Now, there is where...
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There... we get our petrol from.
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- We take it from a German petrol dump.
- Very good, sir.

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That man, stand still.
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- Clapper.
- Me?

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You're improperly dressed.
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- Best boots in for repair, sir?
- Do your button up, lad. You're idle.

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- Oh, ta.
- Entertaining the troops.

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My wife - large girl - works in a caff.
Biggest chips in the business.

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There have been
too many unwounded prisoners taken.

:41:44
Don't let it happen again.
Cut your throats next time.

:41:48
Talking of throats, my wife. I took her
to the station to see the engines shunt.

:41:53
Christmas, lovely girl, do you know
what she had in her stocking?

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Legs, all the way up.
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- He's mad.
- No, he's not, sir.

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Working his ticket. It's inevitable.
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You, when you find yourself surrounded
by the enemy with no hope of survival,

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you must organise yourself
into a defensive locality and hold out.

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I will.
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By doing so, you will add enormously
to the enemy's difficulties.

:42:19
I'd like to add to the enormous enemy...
I've never been a bother.

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You will also save yourself spending
the rest of the war years in the bag.

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I mean, the box. Prisoner-of-war camp.
Sitting there, going...

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Let us go into the ring
in this, our first round,

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with the light of battle in our eyes and
the strength of the righteous in our hearts.

:42:49
- He's not mad.
- Yes, he is, sir.

:42:51
Keep the first three rows for the officers.
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- Sir. Tea, sir? Thank you, sir, tea, sir.
- Take my wife.

:42:57
You, the commanding officer! You look
as if you're suffering from bottle fatigue.


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