How I Won the War
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:58:02
That is it. No one move from this spot.
:58:07
There'll be no more leave, late-night
passes until that roller is returned.

:58:12
I get you all clean, fit,
ready for fighting and what do you do?

:58:15
There'll be no more privileges.
I'll stop this petty thieving.

:58:21
And, Gripweed, what's more,
who's had my Brylcreem?

:58:25
- You?
- Never touch the stuff, I'm excused hair.

:58:31
There! Italian recreation eyeties!
You can't put a bloody thing down.

:58:37
There is a code, you know. Scavengers.
:58:50
Sticks in my craw. I can take most things
but stealing I draw the line at.

:58:55
Here we are, fighting
the most desperate war in history,

:58:58
and a few wop adventurers
act the giddy goat.

:59:01
I've seen your sort fumigated.
If a wop can be fumigated.

:59:04
To think they once handed out
ice cream wafers.

:59:07
To think you once handed out
cornets on a Sunday afternoon.

:59:11
Is there no damn decency left in you?
No respect for the property of others?

:59:16
Play your ridiculous game but don't
expect us to take any notice of you.

:59:20
Grown men in shorts! I'm pretty incensed.
:59:23
It's one of the most shocking things
in the war.

:59:26
It's a shame the Italian nation
has to be brought into disrepute

:59:30
by the lunatic actions
of a pitiful few fascist pimps.

:59:34
And let that be a lesson to you!

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