How I Won the War
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1:01:01
You two check for damage.
Juniper, put that petrol in the half-track.

1:01:05
Empty your water bottles into the roller.
We need the weight.

1:01:08
Come on, Clapper, stop daydreaming.
1:01:11
Tell the wife to drop the butcher and
become a vegetarian. That's my advice.

1:01:15
Thank you, sir. Thank you,
you've saved my life again, sir.

1:01:19
Then he won't be round
tempting her with his buckshee mutton.

1:01:22
Bloody waste of time. Soft git.
1:01:28
I know it's a long way.
I know it's not glamorous as a job.

1:01:33
I know there are others doing jobs
in this war that are more glamorous.

1:01:38
But I had this promise.
1:01:41
Some soldiers are going to come out of
the din of battle and are going to thank us.

1:01:47
If we can get our very small cricket pitch
by first light tomorrow morning.

1:01:52
Another 20 miles, that's all.
1:01:55
If we can,
1:01:57
they're going to look
at our small patch of sanity

1:02:00
and they're going to say it was worth it.
1:02:03
They are, and then we...
I have this promise.

1:02:08
We can go and do stirring things.
1:02:11
Bloody waste of...
1:02:23
I'll stop this petty thieving.
1:02:42
Petty thieving!
1:02:44
Do you get much thievery,
cowardice, things like that?

1:02:49
No, no.
1:02:51
Being in improper possession
of a comrade's property.

1:02:55
- Can't put a thing down.
- No.

1:02:59
On the whole, no thievery, no fibbing,
no arguing with a superior officer,


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