How I Won the War
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1:07:01
What can be done with them
in this worid after the war is over?

1:07:05
We're fighting against men
inflicted with a terrible virus.

1:07:12
Do push-ups. Clapper, on your belly.
And it is a belly. I want you fit.

1:07:18
I want 500 guns,
300 tanks, 200 aeroplanes.

1:07:23
I'll tell you my plan.
I hatched it in the lavatory.

1:07:26
My plans are
always hatched in lavatories.

1:07:29
Pull the bleeding chain, then.
1:07:39
- There's none in it.
- Spool, no. Have some pride, lad.

1:07:42
- I let it out.
- Who took the water?

1:07:44
Spool, I'm talking to you, lad.
I can shoot you.

1:07:47
A hole in your head.
You'll die with your silly name.

1:07:50
- I let it out so it would be lighter.
- Shoot me, in my big toe.

1:07:55
I can, you know, shoot you, and him.
1:07:58
And you can, him.
Put a round up him. All it needs.

1:08:02
Come on, come on. Running on the spot.
1:08:05
Begin! One, two, one, two...
1:08:09
- Go on, Gripweed.
- I can't, Tranny.

1:08:12
Yes, you can. It's easy.
1:08:15
It gets easier. That's the thing about it.
The thing I hate more than anything else.

1:08:23
I'm not going to be able
to go home, you know.

1:08:26
A lad I know saved a grenade at Dunkirk.
Didn't drop it in the sandbag.

1:08:32
Saved it, took it home
and put in on his stomach,

1:08:35
holding it between belly and thigh,
and went to bed.

1:08:38
Pin out, relaxed and died.
1:08:42
It gets very easy.
1:08:46
I can look at a man, dead, step over him
ten times a day, going to the cookhouse.

1:08:51
Not curious enough
to turn him over and see his face.

1:08:55
Front lying... down!
1:08:59
I do blame them for that.

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