How I Won the War
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1:13:03
Now, bear in mind,
we had him on the run, Jerry.

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We'd stood to all night, of course.
1:13:10
As we stood up, the bullets
flew around us. Like rain it was.

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I well remember - and bear in mind,
I was platoon sergeant -

1:13:17
it therefore was behove of me
to keep morale up -

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so I said, more as a laugh,
1:13:22
cos it wasn't tense or below par...
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You very rarely are, at the start line.
1:13:27
Take no notice of the Yanks. They haven't
lived. And they was always bombing us.

1:13:32
Now there's rarely any tenseness.
It's the relaxation you notices.

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Little kips all along the start line,
barring them as is already haywire.

1:13:43
So... more to raise a laugh...
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Like shoelaces, seeing as they're tight.
Not crippling you, not causing you to trip.

1:13:55
There.
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Silly ha'porth! Crippled you. It's important
to raise a laugh on the battlefield.

1:14:04
And very humorous the laughs can be.
Some humorous books being written.

1:14:08
More for a laugh, I said "We should have
us gas capes on. It is raining bullets."

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That was when we lost Charles Black
from a raindrop.

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I said "We should have us umbrellas
and gas capes, boys. Raining bullets."

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"We'll get wet, boys,
if we're not careful, chums" I said.

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More for a laugh.

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