How I Won the War
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1:19:00
Take those nasty Nazi clothes off
and play cricket. Teach you team spirit.

1:19:04
Not a wound on him.
Show me a wound.

1:19:07
You stink of surrender.
Not a decent wound on you.

1:19:10
- I've been burned.
- We've all been burned.

1:19:16
Pads on! Play every ball on its merit.
1:19:18
- I want to fight.
- That man is malingering.

1:19:25
I've a damn shrewd idea
that you are trying to work your ticket.

1:19:32
I say, you can't do that.
He's a private soldier.

1:19:35
He's a stinking coward.
1:19:39
I've always wanted to hit a general.
1:19:43
Fall in, two men, he hit the General.
1:19:47
- Open the batting from the mountain end.
- What's going on here?

1:19:53
That boy is only 19. Here, hold this camel.
Hit somebody your own rank, or near it.

1:19:58
- Who are you?
- Grapple MC. Grapple of the Bedoo.

1:20:02
And another thing, I will not play cricket...
1:20:05
- Come, now, none of us like war.
- I do. I like war.

1:20:09
I do not like cricket.
1:20:14
- Did you have many humorous incidents?
- Yes, we did.

1:20:18
- Tell me about yours.
- They're not funny, really.

1:20:22
- Tell me. Are the British cruel?
- Oh, yes.

1:20:26
- We know what we're doing.
- And we are.

1:20:31
Do you know what we have done
to millions of people?

1:20:35
- I think you've killed them.
- I don't know anything about it. Terrible.

1:20:40
- Are you sorry about these people?
- No, no, I am not.

1:20:44
I thought about it and... no, I'm not.
1:20:48
I'm not sorry about my men.
1:20:50
- Did you have a lot of men?
- Yes.

1:20:53
- You did?
- Yes, hundreds.

1:20:57
Me too, and all with the same faces.
They all looked the same to me.


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