How I Won the War
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1:24:02
That makes it awkward.
He should have gone to grammar school.

1:24:06
- Got his Cert A, passed his commission,
- I came up from the ranks. I'm a general.

1:24:10
- This is a general court martial.
- For hitting me.

1:24:12
- Permission to speak.
- Shut up.

1:24:14
Speak up. Be respectful.
1:24:16
What is wrong with the army
is that there is not enough humanity in it.

1:24:19
Shut up! If it wasn't for the British army,
you wouldn't be here today.

1:24:24
Humanity!
1:24:27
We're going into Germany soon.
1:24:29
When we get to the home of the Hun,
take your pips off.

1:24:33
You're a very lucky chap.
1:24:34
You're fighting in a war which may well
turn out to be a crusade. If I know the Hun.

1:24:39
A good soldier but a bit frightful. With
any luck, he's up to some revolting things.

1:24:44
In case he isn't, better take your pips off.
1:24:47
They will put a bullet through your neck
for what you've made them do.

1:24:51
I don't think Jerry will disappoint us,
so shut up!

1:24:54
I don't think I could do that. They're the
nicest things that ever happened to me.

1:25:00
I think my lads are very fond of me.
1:25:03
Sir! Permission to fall out, sir?
1:25:07
We've been playing cricket
in the hot sun for three hours.

1:25:10
We can't enjoy ourselves infinitum,
or at least bowl underarm.

1:25:14
Play on is my advice to you unless
you want to look at me in a court martial.

1:25:18
- Enjoy yourselves. It will be a long war.
- Play on!

1:25:22
You may not fall out until a very important
bod sees you entertained and happy.

1:25:26
Tails up, I haven't brought you
all this way to bowl underarm.

1:25:30
- It's just as hard for me as it is for you.
- You're a bastard.

1:25:34
I hope so, I hope I am a bastard.
1:25:37
- I'm not proud of it.
- Sit down, son.

1:25:40
I've looked after their feet
as if they were my own, sir.

1:25:44
Excuse me, sir.
1:25:59
- What is all this?
- Advance cricket pitch.


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