:38:04
And Doctor Balaban
:38:06
charges ten pounds of flour
for each visit.
:38:10
Just for one visit!
:38:11
For God's sake,
Madame Vavilova,
:38:14
a newborn screams his lungs out
and turns blue,
:38:17
and it just breaks your heart
to think that he might die.
:38:21
Or when he gets
a diarrhea...
:38:23
You know how many
diapers you'll need?
:38:26
Or when he develops a rash,
just try and not powder him.
:38:29
Oh, and when
they're teething...
:38:40
And, finally, one day you hear
a spoon rattling in his mouth.
:38:44
Ding-dong.
:38:45
You think having babies is as
easy as fighting a war?
:38:49
No, Madame Vavilova,
It's not that easy.
:38:55
Yefim!
:38:56
Why do you stand behind the curtain
when you can come in?
:39:00
Good evening.
:39:09
Can you imagine? Madame
Vavilova is expecting a child.
:39:26
What can I do about it?
:39:30
The Red Cavalry just found
the place and the time to have a baby.
:39:38
Your hips...
:39:42
138 centimeters.
:39:44
We'd better make it 145 cm.
:39:46
That's what I call hips.
:39:48
Yes, we're having
real hips here.
:39:51
Don't be embarrassed, because
for a woman, hips are everything.
:39:55
Yefim!
:39:56
Madame's not interested in
what you think about her.