:59:00
Present arms!
:59:06
Major Reisman reporting, sir.
:59:11
Where's the general?
:59:17
He's in the truck. But you understand
that he's traveling incognito.
:59:23
We thought he might care to inspect
our number one platoon.
:59:27
If you give me a moment,
I'll see if he's willing to do that.
:59:31
Order, halt!
:59:36
How come the band?
:59:38
-What are we waiting for?
-They're inspecting the guest list.
:59:41
-What guest list?
-What's the matter with you?
:59:47
Which one of you wants
to be a general?
:59:49
Be a what?
:59:50
Pinkley.
:59:54
What? What kind of a general, sir?
:59:56
Just a plain ordinary, everyday,
home-loving American general.
1:00:00
I'd rather be a civilian, sir.
1:00:06
What do I have to do?
1:00:07
You've seen generals inspecting troops.
Just walk slow and act stupid.
1:00:11
Up one rank, down the other,
and straight back to the truck.
1:00:15
They're expecting a general,
and that's exactly what they'll get.
1:00:18
So let's go.
1:00:23
-Move it. Come on, move it!
-Ten-hut!
1:00:26
Present arms!
1:00:28
Move it.
Let's go, move it.
1:00:37
Fall in!
1:00:42
-Pinkley's gonna be a general.
-Why?
1:00:43
-Pinkley's gonna be a general.
-What for?
1:00:45
Shut up and watch.