:10:03
And you too, Sgt. Carlino.
l want you too.
:10:07
ln fact, l want both of you,
and l've come here to buy you.
:10:13
Sgt. Carlino, if you'd
just shut that door, please.
:10:17
Don't call me "sergeant."
:10:19
Why? Are you a touchy man?
:10:21
-Just don't call me "sergeant."
-No matter. Sit. Sit.
:10:26
We'll have a little chat.
:10:36
-We'll start with, who are you?
-l'm Harry Roat Jr. From Scarsdale.
:10:40
Scarsdale?
:10:44
Well, now, may we have
weapons on the table?
:10:47
We'll have explanations first.
:10:50
Well, this goes back a little.
:10:53
-So go back a little.
-Alrighty.
:10:58
Once upon a time...
:11:00
...there was a fairy princess
named Lisa.
:11:04
And she had two very good friends,
who shall remain nameless.
:11:09
Now, these three were fond of performing
little dramas for select audiences.
:11:14
Their most memorable performances
were that of outraged husband...
:11:18
...and detective breaking in upon
guilty wife in the arms of her lover...
:11:22
...or vice versa.
:11:24
They were adaptable.
:11:31
The detective, it's worth mentioning, was
particularly convincing in his performance...
:11:37
...but then he had had the benefit
of previous on-the-job training.
:11:43
-Man, you're a charmer.
-Thank you.
:11:48
Things went trippingly
for our three heroes...
:11:50
...until one day, a certain stockbroker,
a Charles F. Parker, wasn't it? Got nasty.
:11:56
And then our poor heroes went to jail,
or two of them did.