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Now, we will see some modern ninjas.
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My plan is this.
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I make a base on the "Ama" island.
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100 of my ninjas will slide in unseen.
:12:14
They will be workers and fishermen.
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- What about me?
- Later.
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But for the moment,
these will interest you. Rocket guns.
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Very powerful.
:12:23
See the holes in the back
for jet propulsion.
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- It's a fine gun.
- All rocket guns.
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This is our special baby rocket.
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Very useful for people who smoke
too many cigarettes, like you.
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- Accurate up to 30 yards.
- Very neat.
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- It can save your life.
- You sound like a commercial.
:12:55
- What's the plan for me?
- First, you become a Japanese.
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Second, you train hard and quickly
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to become a ninja like us.
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And third, to give you extra-special cover,
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you take a wife.
:13:17
Regretfully impossible.
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You must marry "Ama" girl.
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One who is known on the island.
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- Is she pretty?
- She has a face like a pig.
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- To hell with that idea.
- But this is duty.
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The girl I have chosen
is an agent of mine.
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But first, you must become Japanese.
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Eyepieces to Hera.
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Why don't you just
dye the parts that show?