:04:07
What happened to your face?
-Holy cow!
:04:09
Don't touch it.
:04:10
Oh, what happened?
:04:11
l got stumped by some
spades at 125th street.
:04:14
Why?
-What are you fighting spades for?
:04:16
l'm trying to get out of
my pre-induction physical, so...
:04:19
...l tried to get my leg busted and...
-You picked a fight with them?
:04:21
Yeah.
-Oh, man!
:04:24
Well, l've got to get out of it somehow.
:04:26
Oh well listen, be cool.
l can get you out of it.
:04:29
We'll do the same thing for you...
-How?
:04:31
...that l did when l went
down there a week ago.
:04:33
Be cool, it's very easy.
:04:36
Take yourjacket off.
:04:38
Ok.
:04:42
Those pants are ok, don't you think?
-Oh yeah, they're good.
:04:45
Tuck your shirt in.
All the way around.
:04:50
All the way.
:04:51
Be sure to get it in there.
-Now, pull your pants up.
:04:54
Pull them way up.
-High.
:04:55
Oh, no.
:04:57
Take this.
-My peanuts man!
:04:59
That's it.
:05:01
Get the belt.
:05:04
Get it like this.
-This is killing me man!
:05:06
Now let it hang like that.
:05:07
Got to get the flap down.
-ls that too?
:05:09
That's too blatant.
-Yeah.
:05:10
That's good.
-Yeah, that's good.
:05:12
Right, now you need some
black lace bikini panties.
:05:15
Or silk.
-Bikini panties for...
:05:16
Silk. That's real good.
-...when you take pants off.
:05:18
This is really important.
-Fags, you see, are really...
:05:22
Fags are really blatant.
:05:23
l'm not a fag, man!
:05:25
You don't understand,
we're making you a fag.
:05:27
For the induction.
:05:29
lt's like 'self-pantsing'...?
-Right.
:05:31
l was wondering.
lt sounded pretty strange.
:05:34
You want people to focus in
on the 'crucial area',...
:05:38
To scope in on that zone down there.
:05:40
Take some Kleenex or...
:05:43
...a pair of socks!
-Oh yeah.
:05:44
Take a pair of socks and just
stuff them in the silk panties.
:05:48
Just...
:05:49
Just so it bulges.
:05:51
And then what you need
is a kind of a fishnet shirt.
:05:54
Oh, yeah, fishnet.
-Real big net...
:05:56
...and like a scarf.
:05:59
Kind of a big, flowing, silk scarf.