:06:02
lf you're gonna wear
those net shirts,...
:06:03
...you'll have to shave your chest.
:06:04
And you have to shave
under your arms.
:06:06
Your whole body!
-You better use nair!
:06:08
So with the hand on the hip
and the wrist.
:06:11
Just sort of flop the wrist.
Just walk right up to the Sergeant.
:06:13
You walk right up and get as
close as you can...
:06:16
...and seduce him
with your eyeballs and say...
:06:19
...'hi!'
:06:20
Do that!
-Hey fellas, get a load of this.
:06:23
Yeah.
:06:25
And when he talks to the fellas,...
:06:28
...you turn around and
look at the fellas too.
:06:31
And give them a little sort of,
wink, a little...
:06:34
Like that. You got that?
:06:37
And then he'll ask you...
:06:39
What's your name.
-Ask him his name.
:06:40
What's your name?
-Well, Joe Scho.
:06:42
Joe!
:06:44
l got it! When he ask him
what his name is.
:06:46
This is what you say.
-What's your name, son?
:06:49
Paul Gerald George,
the fellas call me Jerry...
:06:52
...but you can call me 'Geranium'.
:06:55
Did you hear that, fellas?
:06:57
What kind of a name is that?
What kind of a name is that, son!
:07:00
All my friends think
l smell like a flower.
:07:04
Yeah, just like that.
:07:06
And then he'll ask you where you live.
:07:08
Ask me where l live.
:07:10
This is very important!
:07:11
Alright, where do you live, son?
-Oh, l live around.
:07:16
See, because you've got to
make him believe...
:07:18
...that you want to live
around with him.
:07:21
You want to live around with serge.
:07:24
That's really crucial!
:07:25
And then he'll turn around
to the fellas, again,...
:07:28
...when you say that.
-Hey do you hear that, fellas?
:07:31
And then every time that
he turns around to the fellas,...
:07:33
...you turn around them
and give them sort of a little...
:07:36
...sexy crinkle,
with the nose and say...
:07:39
... 'hi, fellas!'
-Hi, fellas.
:07:41
Do that. Can you do that?
:07:43
l can do all that.
:07:44
When l get to the end
can l say something like...
:07:46
... 'hey, shall l take
my clothes off now?'
:07:48
That's perfect! That's fantastic!
:07:50
Beautiful!
-Good.
:07:51
Really great!
-lt ain't gonna work!
:07:54
What? Ridiculous!
-lt ain't gonna work!
:07:56
Why not?
-Because l can't act like a fag!
:07:59
Believe me...
-lt worked a week ago!