:08:00
...they'll stick me in the front
lines with the rest of the fags!
:08:03
They're giving them...
-They can't do that!
:08:06
Wait! Look, l've got an idea.
l've got to go down next week.
:08:10
l've got a very good idea.
Something that l'm gonna do.
:08:12
Hey Lloyd, you be the psychiatrist.
-Sure, man.
:08:21
Come in.
:08:33
Reporting as ordered, sir.
:08:36
Come on, tell me to sit down.
-Sit down, son.
:08:39
Thank you sir.
:08:41
Now watch this:...
:08:42
Request permission to speak, sir.
-Go right ahead, son!
:08:47
Well sir, l don't know
why l'm in here, sir.
:08:51
The Sergeant out there,
a very nice fellow,...
:08:52
...told me to come in and see you.
:08:54
And there is no reason
why l don't want to join the army.
:08:57
l happen to have been doing
some work on the outside...
:08:59
...in a secret organization,...
:09:01
...of which l cannot divulge,...
:09:03
...and that's why l hadn't
joined sooner, sir.
:09:05
lt's just routine procedures.
-Oh, routine of course, sir.
:09:09
But we have the same screening
process in our organization, sir.
:09:12
You've got to get that in,
very important!
:09:14
This is very important!
:09:17
Sir, that's no way to run an army
out there,...
:09:21
...you've got niggers, you've got
spicks, you've got Jews, sir!
:09:24
Everyone knows about the Jews!
:09:27
You're not Jewish, are you sir?
:09:29
Hey Paul! You try it, go ahead!
:09:32
Now look straight ahead,
real military!
:09:35
Sir, request permission to speak sir.
-That's it!
:09:38
Go right ahead, son.
:09:39
l'm not exactly sure of why
they sent me in here, sir.
:09:42
Because l'm ready
to be a fine soldier.
:09:43
l'll go out there and kill me a bunch
of 'em little commies!
:09:46
You got any personal problems
you wanna talk about, son?
:09:48
No, sir, l ain't got
no problems at all, sir!
:09:50
That's it!
-He's loud!
:09:52
Now he's going to ask you what you do,
like where you work and stuff like that.
:09:56
Ask me where l work.
-Where do you work now, son?
:09:59
Well sir, l work at a bookstore and
this enables me, sir, to...