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He's certainly ugly...
but he makes you laugh.
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Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Welcome to the Italian 0scar
presentations.
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Firstly, I thank the celebrities
from show business,
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politics and the arts
who are here tonight.
:30:30
I also thank the Minister
of Culture for his telegram...
:30:35
Here's to my producer.
:30:38
Allow me to shake your hand.
Bravo, Mr. Dammit.
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Mr. Dammit, I'm known
as D'Artagnan.
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I do voice imitations.
:30:50
I'm a poet...
:30:54
Can't I even say hello
to a friend?
:30:58
This is my daughter Elizabeth.
An exceptional child.
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- Smile, Elizabeth.
- Mr. Dammit.
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Is she a virgin?
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She's a child, Mr. Dammit,
believe it.
:31:21
Lombardi. Assistant producer.
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They're about to present the
Golden She-Wolves on stage.
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Right after the fashion parade.
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It would be good if you could
just before the awards,
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say something, recite
some poetry.
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A bit of Shakespeare, perhaps.
But keep it short.
:31:45
Make it snappy.
:31:47
The boss is right.
:31:48
Shakespeare's a winner
as long as it's not too long.